3 Men on Job Interview

Three men were waiting for their turn for a job interview. The manager conducting the interview happens to have no ears! The first man goes in, and the namager says: "We are looking for someone who pays attention to details and has a keen sense of observation... what do you observe about me?" The man looks at him and says,"Well, that's easy. You have no damn ears!" The manager gets angry and starts yelling, "Get out! I will never hire you!"


The second man goes in, and the manager says,"We are looking for someone who pays attention to details and has a keen sense of observation... what do you observe about me?" The second man thinks he got the job done when he says: " You have no ears!" The manager gets angry and starts yelling, "Get out! I will never hire you!" When the second man goes out of the office he tells the third man," Listen, the guy inside is a nutcase. He has no ears and is very sensitive about that, so don't mention it."


The third man thanked him and walked into the office. Again the manager says: "We are looking for someone who pays attention to details and has a keen sense of observation... what do you observe about me?" The third man looked at the manager for a monet and says: " You wear contact lenses..." The manager was thrilled and tells the man: "That's fantastic! You are hired! But tell me, how did you observe that? The third man says: " Oh that's easy. You couldn't be wearing glasses because you have no damn ears!"