A bunch of guys are in the locker room at their golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings, and one of the guys engages the
hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen....

MAN : Hello.
WOMAN : Honey, its me. Are you at the club?
MAN : Yes.
WOMAN : I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $1000. Its it okay if I buy it.

MAN : Sure...go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN : I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN : How much?
WOMAN : $ 90,000
MAN : Okay, but for that price with I want it with all the options.

WOMAN : Great! Oh.... and one more thing......the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're are asking $950,000.
MAN : Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000 They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000. It's a pretty good price.
WOMAN : Okay, I'll see you later.! I love you very so much !!
MAN : Bye! I love you, too.

He hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouth agape.
The guy smiles and asks,
" Anyone know whose phone this is?