Muthu Jokes

This is a little racist but.... no offense...

Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Muthu: 13th October

Which year?

Muthu: .....EVERY YEAR



Manager asked to Muthu at an interview

Can you spell a word that has more
than 100 letters in it?

Muthu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.



After returning back from a foreign
trip, Muthu asked his

wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Muthu: In London a lady asked me Are
you a foreigner?



One tourist from U.S.A. asked to
Muthu: Any great man born in

this village???

Muthu: no sir, only small Babies!!!



Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jay a
nthi

Muthu writes, "Gandi was a great man,
but I don't know who

is Jay a nthi.



Muthu was doing experiment with
cockroach, first he cut it's

one leg and told WALK. WALK.
cockroach walked. Then he cut it's
second

leg and told the same. %@^#roach
walked. Then cut the third leg and

did the same. At last he cut it's
fourth leg and ordered it walk!

But %@^#roach didn't walk. Suddenly
Muthu said loudly, "I found

it. If we cut %@^#roach's four legs,
it becomes deaf.



On a political rally Muthu was
arrested. Why??? A woman

journalist walking with a badge
wrote "PRESS" and He did it..

Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands
he went to the washbasin.

There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked

what was he doing. Muthu pointed
towards the board " WASH BASIN "



Interviewer: just imagine you’re in 3
rd floor, it caught fire

and how will you escape?

Muthu: its simple. I will stop my
imagination!!!