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Friday, June 8, 2007

Vampires

Three vampires were on a tree, each bragging about being the best vampire of the three. All of the sudden, Vampire A flew away and came back within 10 seconds. His mouth was so full with fresh blood, excess of the blood were dripping from his mouth.

Vampire A : “You see that house?”

Vampire B : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire C : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire A : “I sucked all their blood.”

Vampire B then flew out of the tree, and came back in 5 seconds. Blood dripped from his mouth too.

Vampire B : “You see that village?”

Vampire A : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire C : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire B : “I sucked all their blood.”

Vampire C then flew out of the tree, and came back in 2 seconds. Blood dripped not only from his mouth too, but was also all over his face.

Vampire C : “You see that tree there?”

Vampire A : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire B : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire C : “I didn’t.”

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