Canoe

a British, an American and a Singaporean were hopelessly lost during an expedition trip deep in the Amazon Jungle. They were caught by some cannibal tribes and brought back to the village.

Village Chief: Me know u all now practise democracy in outside world, me gif u chance. Me let u choose 1 thing from this village and gif u 5 mins to run. Me will then send me men to chase you. U run u free. Me men catch u, me men will cut out your skin and make a canoe to catch fish.....

The 3 men discussed and decided that it was a fair deal and went for it. The British went first and chose the fastest steed available. He rode the horse and drove it as fast as it could. 5 mins later, the cannibals set off and returned with the British 30mins later. They then skinned him in front of the remaining 2 and made a canoe outta the Brit.

The American was next. Thinking that he can't out run the cannibals anyway, he chose the sharpest spear and toughest shield in the village thinking he can fight his way out. Again he left and was duly brought back 30mins later to be skinned.

Looking at no possible way to outrun or fight his way out, The Singaporean requested for the biggest fork available. The village chief was puzzled but decided to honour his word and handed the Singaporean his fork.

Upon receiving his fork, the Singaporean begin stabbing himself all over the body.....

" THERE GOES YOUR FARKING CANOE, THERE GOES YOUR FARKING CANOE....."