Headache

A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years
with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s
referred to a headache specialist by his family
doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms
are and he replies, I get these blinding
headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp
and...
He is interrupted by the doctor. And a heavy
throbbing right behind the left ear?

Yes! Exactly! How did you know?

Well I am the world’s greatest headache
specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from
that same type of headache for many years. It is
caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is
how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral
sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs
together with all her strength and the pressure
would relieve the tension in my head. Try that
every day for two weeks and come back and let
me know how it goes.

Two weeks go by and the man is back. Well, how
do you feel? the doctor asked.

Doc, Im a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a
headache since I started this treatment! I can’t
thank you enough. And by the way, you have a
lovely home Doc.