Anybody home?

Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds
that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his
sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the
confession area and spoke to the pastor.

'Father, I am sinful. ' 'Yes son, just tell me what have
you done, the Lord will forgive you.'

'Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend,
it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between
us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home
except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her. '

'That's bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake.'

'Father, last week I went to her office to look for her,
but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues,
so I slept with her too.' 'That's not very good of you.'

'Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look
for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and
I slept with her too.'

'Father? ......... Father?' suddenly this guy realised
that there was no response from the Father, he walked
over and discovered that the Pastor was not there.
So he began searching for him.

'Father? Where are you?'

He searched high and low, and finally he found him
hiding under the table behind the piano.

'Father, why are you hiding here?'

'Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody
around here except me.'