150 Miles

3 drunks were making their way home in the pitch dark when they somehow blundered into the local cemetry.

1 of them stumbled in front of a grave and vomitted. He looked up and read: Michael O'Grady, age 87. God bless his soul.

Another guy yelled: That's nothing! This guy lived to the age of 98!

And suddenly, the 3rd guy responded: Oh yeah! This guy here lived till 150!

That shocked and sobered all of them up immediately. They scrambled over and asked the guy to read it out in full.

And this was what they read: 150 miles to dublin.