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Friday, September 28, 2007

3 Wishes

A man was walking alone in a forest when he chanced upon a magic lamp on the ground. Instinctively he picked it up and rubs the side of it with his sleeve, and out pops a genie. The genie thanks the man for freeing him and offers him 3 wishes. The man was ecstatic and knows exactly what he wants. "First", says the man, "I want 1 billion dollars". The genie snaps his fingers and a briefcase full of money materializes out of thin air. The man, wide-eyed in amazement and continues, "Now I want a Ferrari!" The genie snaps his fingers and a Ferrari appears in a puff of smoke. The man continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." The genie snaps his fingers and the man turned into a box of chocolates.

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