The Retiree

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do
to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went
into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes,
when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a
senior citizen a f#@king break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi !&*%. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires.

So, I called him a baboon head. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age..............

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